One time I was at a bus stop with my friend, and we saw this old man sitting there with a mischievous grin on his face. Next thing you know, he's sticking his hand down his pants and looking at my friend. She was weirded out. True story. I guess the morale of the story is that you should never trust communists, because they're either lying or uninformed. Also, never wear a Che Guevara t shirt. Do you know how much that would piss him off? I mean, I don't even agree with his politics and I feel his pain.